Confessions of a Serial Songwriter: F-F-F-Fifty?

I often say (and you've probably heard me say it), that when I started out in this business of writing songs I was twenty. Everyone else was twenty. Now I'm fifty-something and everyone else is five. I'm exaggerating about the five, but you know what I mean. There's a Generation Gap with two capital Gs. Which causes me, from time to time, to step back and take stock. Today, I added an AARP folder to my filing cabinet and a membership card to my wallet. At first I thought the post man was putting...